NEWS
By Michael Olesker | November 25, 1999
FOR THE 24th consecutive time in the history of this newspaper column, we go for the gluttony. It is our destiny. On this Thanksgiving Day, in the brief moments between the first of the turkey giblets and the last of the televised football games, we pause to consider all those things for which we give our deepest, most heartfelt community thanks.If you believe that part about "heartfelt," we've got a deed to the Hanover Street Bridge we'd like you to consider. Still, in our annual spirit of good nature and sarcasm, here are this year's nominees of Things for Which to be Thankful:Be thankful for Kurt L. Schmoke, who gave it his best shot for 12 difficult years.
NEWS
By Robin J. Holt | November 24, 1993
THANKSGIVING once again, and I've just emerged from an interrogation by an old friend. It was one of those ritual pre-holiday questions: Are you ready for (1) Thanksgiving, (2) Christmas, (3) Guy Fawkes Day? On this occasion, my friend threw me a curve. He asked, "What are you thankful for?"I've been pondering this question ever since, and I've arrived at the conclusion that, yes, I am thankful, and I am most thankful that I was born white, male and American.No doubt some readers already have branded me racist, sexist and chauvinist.
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 20, 1990
So many things for which to give thanks, and so little time to do it.What, again?Yes, again!It's time for this column's 15th annual list of Things to Be Thankful For in Baltimore, brought to you two days before Thanksgiving this year in order to get everyone into the proper (that is: thankful, with a sarcastic overlay) mood.To wit:Be thankful you're not the one who told Dennis Rasmussen, ''You need to spruce up your image a little. Get some new suits and some monogrammed shirts. And why not get yourself a new car?
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 25, 1993
With pride on this Thanksgiving Day. . . .With great heapings of thanks for all blessings. . . .And with, let's be honest about this, more than a little sarcasm. . . .This column hereby presents its 18th annual collection of things for which Baltimoreans should give thanks.Thus, without further ado, dear friends:Be thankful if Dr. Neil Solomon finally understands the phrase: "Physician, heal thyself."Be thankful Mayor Schmoke only got shoved by that 13-year old whose fight he broke up. Sure, the kid's behavior was appalling.
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 28, 1996
This column takes pause, somewhere between the first of the TV football games and the last of the turkey and sauerkraut and Bromo Seltzer, to present its annual listing of things for which Baltimoreans should give thanks.To wit:Be thankful for Gov. Parris N. Glendening's proposal of a 10 percent income tax reduction. His is a sophisticated economic strategy borrowed directly from Ellen R. Sauerbrey -- which, in turn, was a sophisticated economic strategy she borrowed directly from the tooth fairy.
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 27, 1997
This column takes pause, somewhere between the first of the television football games and the last of the drumsticks and stuffing and sauerkraut and Bromo Seltzer, to present its annual listing of things to which Baltimoreans should give thanks.To wit:Be thankful for the other 600 kids at Northern High School.Be thankful that crime in the city of Baltimore keeps dropping and dropping. At its current rate of decline, it should reach 1950s levels by the end of the century - the 22nd century.