NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 28, 1996
This column takes pause, somewhere between the first of the TV football games and the last of the turkey and sauerkraut and Bromo Seltzer, to present its annual listing of things for which Baltimoreans should give thanks.To wit:Be thankful for Gov. Parris N. Glendening's proposal of a 10 percent income tax reduction. His is a sophisticated economic strategy borrowed directly from Ellen R. Sauerbrey -- which, in turn, was a sophisticated economic strategy she borrowed directly from the tooth fairy.
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 24, 1994
With gratitude for all our blessings on this Thanksgiving Day. . . .And with, let's face it, our customary measure of holiday sarcasm . . . .This column hereby presents its 19th annual collection of things for which Baltimoreans should give thanks.For example:Be thankful you never took graciousness lessons from Roger Hayden.Be thankful if they settle the baseball strike soon. That way, ballclubs won't raise ticket prices to finance their losses again so that we're paying more money for more games that were never even played.
SPORTS
By JOHN EISENBERG | November 24, 2005
As you sit down to eat a Thanksgiving meal today, your inner sports fan might wonder, "OK, exactly what do I have to be thankful for this year?" It's a fair question. The Orioles are coming off their eighth straight losing season, a whopper that included steroid busts, drunken-driving arrests and the airing of organizational dirty laundry in Congress - a run of ugliness that might never be surpassed. The Ravens were expected to provide relief this fall, but they, too, have fallen hard, losing 11 of their past 16 games going back to 2004.
NEWS
By Robin J. Holt | November 24, 1993
THANKSGIVING once again, and I've just emerged from an interrogation by an old friend. It was one of those ritual pre-holiday questions: Are you ready for (1) Thanksgiving, (2) Christmas, (3) Guy Fawkes Day? On this occasion, my friend threw me a curve. He asked, "What are you thankful for?"I've been pondering this question ever since, and I've arrived at the conclusion that, yes, I am thankful, and I am most thankful that I was born white, male and American.No doubt some readers already have branded me racist, sexist and chauvinist.
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 20, 1990
So many things for which to give thanks, and so little time to do it.What, again?Yes, again!It's time for this column's 15th annual list of Things to Be Thankful For in Baltimore, brought to you two days before Thanksgiving this year in order to get everyone into the proper (that is: thankful, with a sarcastic overlay) mood.To wit:Be thankful you're not the one who told Dennis Rasmussen, ''You need to spruce up your image a little. Get some new suits and some monogrammed shirts. And why not get yourself a new car?
NEWS
By MICHAEL OLESKER | November 25, 1993
With pride on this Thanksgiving Day. . . .With great heapings of thanks for all blessings. . . .And with, let's be honest about this, more than a little sarcasm. . . .This column hereby presents its 18th annual collection of things for which Baltimoreans should give thanks.Thus, without further ado, dear friends:Be thankful if Dr. Neil Solomon finally understands the phrase: "Physician, heal thyself."Be thankful Mayor Schmoke only got shoved by that 13-year old whose fight he broke up. Sure, the kid's behavior was appalling.