NEWS
By Janet Gilbert and Special to The Baltimore Sun | February 21, 2010
I n recent weeks, we've had more than enough severe winter storms, as well as quality time with our families. As a result, some of us have developed the quirky behaviors of the long-snowbound. Let us examine the warning signs of this irrational state, a result of the progressive whiting-out of reality. The first things to go are your housecleaning and child-rearing standards. The disarray outdoors is mirrored indoors, and you might be prone to inappropriate outbursts. Just the other day, surveying our dreary kitchen landscape of damp snow pants strewn over chairs and slushy boots drying on muddy towels, I shouted: "Why can't you people just stay inside and spend more time surfing the Internet and texting your friends?"
NEWS
January 21, 2011
There might be as many beliefs about the proper way to shovel snow as there are snowflakes. The main camps seem to be the pushers, the lifters and the wheelers. On a snowy weekend like this one, you can spot them by the tools that they carry. The pushers employ shovels with long handles and curved, "C" shaped blades. They stand up as they work, placing their shovels on the pavement and propelling themselves and the curling snowpack toward the street. Pushers do their best work in light snowfalls, ones that measure 3 inches or less.
FEATURES
By Rob Kasper | January 9, 1999
IN A PERFECT world, I would have been the one in bed under the covers, and my teen-age sons would have been the ones out in the snow, clearing the walks and brushing off the cars.In the real world, it was the other way around. Yesterday morning as I was removing the sheets of snow from the walks and the cars, I heard a voice calling out to me from an upstairs bedroom window.It came from my 13-year-old son. For a moment I thought the kid might be asking to help with the snow-removal effort.
NEWS
October 2, 1996
A man armed with a shovel robbed a Linthicum man and a Baltimore man Monday of their jackets and jewelry at the Linthicum light rail station, county police said.Santo Spencer, 18, of the first block of Hampton Road in Linthicum and Thomas Crowder, 18, of the first block of S. East Ave. in Baltimore, told police they were waiting for a call at a pay phone on Nursery Road when a man riding a bicycle approached them and asked for a cigarette. When they said they didn't have one, the man left, but returned about 10 minutes later on foot with a long-handled shovel and threatened them,police said.
FEATURES
By KEVIN COWHERD | June 25, 2008
If I were running the presidential campaign of either Barack Obama or John McCain, my first decree would be this: no more photo ops at disaster sites. Such photo ops always make you look dumb, I'd tell my guy. So they're out. We're not doing them anymore. This is an issue right now because neither candidate came off looking too good when they toured the flooded Midwest the other day. Obama was in Quincy, Ill., where the nearby Mississippi River was expected to reach a near-record 32 feet today.
FEATURES
By ROB KASPER | March 29, 1997
THIS IS the digging season. The breeze is blowing, the sun is shining, and like a big dog, you feel you just gotta get outside and disturb the soil.You pull your shovel out of winter storage and start to do some spade work when a little voice -- the Jiminy Cricket of shovel maintenance -- tells you, "you really should sharpen this thing."Everyone who enjoys getting down and dirty in the garden knows this voice. It is the voice reminding us we can't merely frolic in the mud, that we have tool maintenance respons- ibilities.