FEATURES
By Sarah Kickler Kelber and The Baltimore Sun | June 1, 2012
Yes, I sent my child to day care in the outfit above -- a tie-dye onesie, car-print socks and soccer-ball legwarmers. We're behind on laundry, OK? It happens! You should have seen the other guy. Big brother was in an outfit that matched, actually, but he was also wearing a superhero cape and mask, so we got all kinds of looks at drop-off this morning. Whatever, right? We got through the day. Plus, if the kid spits up on himself, who will be able to tell? Tie-dye is the real camo!
EXPLORE
December 27, 2011
The following is compiled from police reports from the Towson and Cockeysville precincts. Our policy is to include descriptions when there is enough information to make identification possible. Cockeysville Sunnylake Place, between 9 p.m. Dec. 23 and 10 a.m. Dec. 24. Coins stolen from laundry room machines. Bridgelake Circle, unit block, between 2:30 p.m. Dec. 22 and 1 p.m. Dec. 23; and also between 7:30 a.m. and 4:50 p.m. Dec. 23. Coins stolen from two laundry room machines.
NEWS
By Signe Lauren | June 27, 1995
I CAN IDENTIFY with the thousands of Lockheed Martin Corp. workers who are awaiting word this week about the company's restructuring plans. By Friday, they're expecting to learn whether they'll get laid off.In the late 1940s, my father feared he would be laid off from the then-Glenn L. Martin Co. in Middle River, because of post-World War II cuts in defense spending. Fortunately, my father was not laid off then, but I'll never forget the plans he made -- including opening a business -- in the event that he did lose his job.I was a preschooler and my sister and brother were teen-agers when mother and daddy decided to open a self-service laundry in either 1948 or 1949 (the exact date is lost to history)
FEATURES
By DAVE BARRY | February 2, 1992
I have here a letter from Alison Schuler of Albuquerque, N.M. (motto: "The City That Is Probably Spelled Wrong"). Ms. Schuler is concerned about the issue of how guys do laundry. She relates the following anecdote:"My husband announced one morning that he had discovered the previous night, on the eve of a two-day business trip, that he was out of underwear. Why he told me, I do not know. I never tell him when I'm out of underwear. Anyway, he decided to remedy the situation in true guy fashion, by washing exactly three sets of underwear, thus disregarding the bulging hamper full of the rest of his underwear, which, presumably, would wash itself during his absence."
NEWS
By Roger Twigg and Roger Twigg,Staff Writer | March 7, 1992
An argument over clothes that had been dropped on the floor of an East Baltimore laundry yesterday led to the fatal shooting of a 25-year-old man, city police reported.The victim was identified as William Jones of the 500 block of N. Dallas St. Hit by three bullets, he was found dead on the street outside the laundry, police said.Agent Arlene K. Jenkins, a police spokeswoman, said the incident began just after 9 a.m. at a laundry in the 1500 block of N. Broadway.A woman complained that a laundry employee dropped some of her clothes on the floor while transferring them from a defective machine.
NEWS
By Dave Barry and Dave Barry,Knight Ridder / Tribune | August 11, 2002
TODAY WE PRESENT: Laundry Tips for Guys. Many guys have trouble with laundry, because of the technical complexity involved. Even a very "high-tech" guy, a guy who can build a working nuclear submarine using only staples, is reluctant to attempt to do laundry, because there are so many variables: You have your lights and your darks, of course, but you also have your stripes, some of which could be delicates, or even hand-washables, not to mention your...