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By Kevin Van Valkenburg | September 17, 2008
Listen up, Jessica! This is the other third of your brain talking. Don't wear that stupid pink Romo jersey again? Look at how good Tony played the other night when you wore a blue jersey and watched the game at home, flipping back and forth between Rock of Love reruns. He was amazing! That pink jersey is cursed, though. I swear! Remember that game last December in Dallas, when Tony went 13-for-36 with three interceptions in a loss to the Eagles? You were there with the jersey. It's like that ring in the movie where Elijah Wood plays a midget with big hairy feet, and he goes on a quest with a lizard.
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September 17, 2008
You know who is the hottest thing in Texas? Me. In this pink Cowboys jersey. That's right, I said it. Personally, I don't care about no jinxes. Daddy always said, "Life ain't a Larry Potter story, Jessie," and I agree. Those movies are dumb anyway, with little kids flying on brooms and throwing jinxes at people. If God wanted brooms to fly, he would have given them feathers. When I'm wearing this pink jersey, I'm hotter than Chicken of the Sea on a fresh tuna melt. I'm like 98 degrees, and I don't mean that third-rate boy band my ex-husband used to front.
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By Jim Abbott and Jim Abbott,ORLANDO SENTINEL | June 15, 2004
A blonde walks into the White House and meets Interior Secretary Gale Norton: "I really like what you've done with the place," she says. The punch line, reported in Teen People, comes from Jessica Simpson, though it's open to conjecture whether the singer-turned-reality-star-turned-uber-p roduct-pitcher is really a ditz or just plays one on TV. Either way, the popularity of her MTV series, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, has made the dazzling singer America's...
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By Kevin Van Valkenburg | September 17, 2008
Listen up, Jessica! This is the other third of your brain talking. Don't wear that stupid pink Romo jersey again? Look at how good Tony played the other night when you wore a blue jersey and watched the game at home, flipping back and forth between Rock of Love reruns. He was amazing! That pink jersey is cursed, though. I swear! Remember that game last December in Dallas, when Tony went 13-for-36 with three interceptions in a loss to the Eagles? You were there with the jersey. It's like that ring in the movie where Elijah Wood plays a midget with big hairy feet, and he goes on a quest with a lizard.
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By Cheryl Lu-Lien Tan and Cheryl Lu-Lien Tan,SUN STAFF | September 1, 2001
She burst onto the music scene in 1999 at the tail end of the blond bombshell-ette wave that brought the world teen sirens Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. But Jessica Simpson's image diverged from her counterparts' in a few distinct ways. She was an openly devout Christian, a girl determined to have such a wholesome image she stayed as covered up as a young pop princess can be these days. And as America gradually got to know Simpson, her vow to her father to abstain from sex until marriage quickly became as well-known as her top-40 hits.
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By Dan Thanh Dang and Dan Thanh Dang,SUN STAFF | August 24, 2005
The nerve of that Jessica Simpson. The pop starlet who recently said she doesn't know whether "iconish" is a word seems to think she does know a thing or two about fashion for plus-size women. Yes, that's right. Plus-size women. And yes, that Jessica Simpson. The same singer/reality star/actress whose disappearing frame has prompted several celebrity magazines to ask, "Too thin?" The blond bombshell who dieted and exercised her body fat away to nothing to don teeny tiny Daisy Dukes for her starring role in the movie The Dukes of Hazzard.
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July 29, 2004
"I never would have thought that my love for shopping could have such a meaningful impact on someone's life." - Jessica Simpson, on hearing that a shawl she'd worn on her MTV reality show had started a fashion craze for an Argentinian designer.
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By Ray Frager | September 15, 2008
8:30 p.m. [ESPN] Terrell Owens, Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson - how could you not watch? Unless, that is, you feel compelled to see the Carole King special (8 p.m., PBS) because of a wave of nostalgia you feel remembering the time in high school you made out with a girl on a couch as Tapestry played in the background. But that's you we're talking about. Certainly not about me. Because I don't even remember her name (Kim) or what color her hair was (brown).
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By Rashod D. Ollison | September 9, 2008
Jessica Simpson Do You Know cd In her decade-long career of hits and misses (mostly misses), Jessica Simpson hasn't come close to making a sincere-sounding record. Over the course of four albums, excluding 2005's seasonal Rejoyce: The Christmas Album, the famously ditsy TV personality and nebulous pop singer has tried to shoehorn herself into different musical styles. But her efforts - from Christian pop to, well, vampish pop - felt belabored and they were all forgettable. But on her new album Do You Know, Simpson comes close to solidifying a musical personality.
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By John Woestendiek and John Woestendiek,sun reporter | March 17, 2007
Jessica Simpson. James Carville. Scott Donahoo. The Verizon "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy. Annoying? To many folks, absolutely. But not irksome enough to get past the first round of The Sun's NCAA-style tournament aimed at picking America's most overexposed celebrity. More than 2,500 readers cast votes online in the first round, and second-round voting is under way. The biggest winners, or, more accurately, losers - those who are voted most annoying advance - were Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Tom Cruise, Rosie O'Donnell and Ann Coulter, all of whom won in landslides.
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By Ray Frager | September 15, 2008
8:30 p.m. [ESPN] Terrell Owens, Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson - how could you not watch? Unless, that is, you feel compelled to see the Carole King special (8 p.m., PBS) because of a wave of nostalgia you feel remembering the time in high school you made out with a girl on a couch as Tapestry played in the background. But that's you we're talking about. Certainly not about me. Because I don't even remember her name (Kim) or what color her hair was (brown).
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By Rashod D. Ollison | September 9, 2008
Jessica Simpson Do You Know cd In her decade-long career of hits and misses (mostly misses), Jessica Simpson hasn't come close to making a sincere-sounding record. Over the course of four albums, excluding 2005's seasonal Rejoyce: The Christmas Album, the famously ditsy TV personality and nebulous pop singer has tried to shoehorn herself into different musical styles. But her efforts - from Christian pop to, well, vampish pop - felt belabored and they were all forgettable. But on her new album Do You Know, Simpson comes close to solidifying a musical personality.
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September 8, 2008
Jessica Simpson makes her Grand Old Opry debut NASHVILLE, Tenn.: Pop star turned country singer Jessica Simpson told a crowd during her Grand Ole Opry debut that she burst into tears the first times she heard the song "Remember That" and knew God wanted her to sing it. "It's a very personal song for a lot of women," Simpson told the audience Saturday in introducing the track from her new album Do You Know, which hits stores tomorrow.
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By PETER SCHMUCK | January 12, 2008
It doesn't get any better than this. The second round of the NFL playoffs has more subplots than Pulp Fiction, and all of them are going to play out right in front of our La-Z-Boys over the next couple of days. The star quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys is taking heat for spending a weekend in Mexico with his celebrity babe girlfriend. The star quarterback of the Green Bay Packers is already pondering nonretirement after keeping everyone in suspense about his future the past couple of seasons.
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By John Woestendiek and John Woestendiek,sun reporter | March 17, 2007
Jessica Simpson. James Carville. Scott Donahoo. The Verizon "Can You Hear Me Now?" Guy. Annoying? To many folks, absolutely. But not irksome enough to get past the first round of The Sun's NCAA-style tournament aimed at picking America's most overexposed celebrity. More than 2,500 readers cast votes online in the first round, and second-round voting is under way. The biggest winners, or, more accurately, losers - those who are voted most annoying advance - were Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Donald Trump, Tom Cruise, Rosie O'Donnell and Ann Coulter, all of whom won in landslides.
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By Nielsen Media Research, Exhibitor Relations Co. and Billboard Magazine | September 14, 2006
TELEVISION 1.NFL Football: Indianapolis vs. N.Y. Giants, NBC 2.House, Fox 3.NFL Football: Miami vs. Pittsburgh, NBC 4.Sunday Night NFL Pre-Kick, NBC 5.Thursday Night Pre-Kick, NBC FILMS 1.The Covenant, Sony/Screen Gems 2.Hollywoodland, Focus 3.Invincible, Disney 4.The Protector, Weinstein Co. 5.Crank, Lionsgate SINGLES 1.SexyBack, Justin Timberlake 2.London Bridge, Fergie 3.Crazy, Gnarls Barkley 4.Buttons, The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop...
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By Nielsen Media Research, Exhibitor Relations Co. and Billboard Magazine | September 14, 2006
TELEVISION 1.NFL Football: Indianapolis vs. N.Y. Giants, NBC 2.House, Fox 3.NFL Football: Miami vs. Pittsburgh, NBC 4.Sunday Night NFL Pre-Kick, NBC 5.Thursday Night Pre-Kick, NBC FILMS 1.The Covenant, Sony/Screen Gems 2.Hollywoodland, Focus 3.Invincible, Disney 4.The Protector, Weinstein Co. 5.Crank, Lionsgate SINGLES 1.SexyBack, Justin Timberlake 2.London Bridge, Fergie 3.Crazy, Gnarls Barkley 4.Buttons, The Pussycat Dolls featuring Snoop...
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By Nathan M. Pitts | May 10, 2001
Just announced Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers will perform at Nissan Pavilion June 30. Tickets are on sale now. Also, Rod Stewart performs there Aug. 13. Tickets go on sale at noon tomorrow. Call 410-481-SEAT. Al Green will perform at Dover Downs Slots June 22-23. Tickets are on sale now. Call 800-711-5882. Ticket watch Tickets are still available for: B.T. Productions' annual pre-Mother's Day cabaret, featuring the Chi-Lites, B.A.D.D. and Panama, at the Pikesville Armory Saturday.
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By Dan Thanh Dang and Dan Thanh Dang,SUN STAFF | August 24, 2005
The nerve of that Jessica Simpson. The pop starlet who recently said she doesn't know whether "iconish" is a word seems to think she does know a thing or two about fashion for plus-size women. Yes, that's right. Plus-size women. And yes, that Jessica Simpson. The same singer/reality star/actress whose disappearing frame has prompted several celebrity magazines to ask, "Too thin?" The blond bombshell who dieted and exercised her body fat away to nothing to don teeny tiny Daisy Dukes for her starring role in the movie The Dukes of Hazzard.
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By Rashod D. Ollison and Rashod D. Ollison,SUN POP MUSIC CRITIC | August 6, 2004
So you're not a metal head. And if you've heard of any metal band, then it's probably Metallica - the premier group of the genre, the only head-bangers to garner immense commercial success (90 million albums sold worldwide) and critical respect for expanding thrash with complex, innovative musicianship. Over the years, these guys lived as hard as they rocked, earning the name "Alcoholica" along the way. And you've seen enough VH1: Behind the Music specials to know that, when the smoke clears, what's left is never pretty: overblown egos, various addictions, poorly received albums, creative emptiness.
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