Jason Alexander

Since I'm rooting for the Philadelphia Phillies, I hope the Atlanta Braves didn't win last night and force a seventh game in the National League playoffs tonight. If that's the case, that's the place to be in prime time tonight, beginning at 8 on CBS. Otherwise, there are these options, worthy and otherwise:* "The Simpsons" (8-8:30 p.m., WBFF, Channel 45) -- Homer goes to college? Just for one course, and just for this one episode -- which was written by Conan O'Brien, before he left "The $H Simpsons" staff to become late-night TV talk-show host.

The joy of being a joker is a rare and special calling.And for Julia Louis-Dreyfus, the lone girl in the boys' club that is NBC's slyly wacko "Seinfeld" ensemble, the goofy life has always been the good life."