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By DAN BERGER | August 21, 1995
The trick is to avoid imploding all Baltimore.Now it can be told: Parris G. really was elected gubner last November.
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March 2, 2004
On Monday Monday, March 1, 2004; GUSSIE BERG (nee Gubner) beloved wife of the late James Berg; devoted mother of Robert Berg of Syracuse, NY and Deanna Cotton of Baltimore, MD; dear mother-in-law of Maryellen Berg and Yosef Cotton; devoted sister of Marion Klein of Germantown, MD, Elmer Gubner of Madison, WI and the late Goldie Geary, Regina Gubner and Sara Gubner; loving grandmother of Dovid, Shmuel, Chaim and Donny Cotton; loving great-grandmother of...
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March 2, 2004
On Monday Monday, March 1, 2004; GUSSIE BERG (nee Gubner) beloved wife of the late James Berg; devoted mother of Robert Berg of Syracuse, NY and Deanna Cotton of Baltimore, MD; dear mother-in-law of Maryellen Berg and Yosef Cotton; devoted sister of Marion Klein of Germantown, MD, Elmer Gubner of Madison, WI and the late Goldie Geary, Regina Gubner and Sara Gubner; loving grandmother of Dovid, Shmuel, Chaim and Donny Cotton; loving great-grandmother of...
NEWS
By Dan Berger | October 19, 1998
No government shutdown and everyone is angry about it.The way to peace in the Middle East is to keep Arafat and Netanyahu locked up at Wye Plantation.Greenspan raises an eyebrow and the Dow falls 100 points. He lowers a rate and it jumps 300.Glendening and Sauerbrey are competing over who is worse. Townsend and Bennett for gubner!Pub Date: 10/19/98
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By Dan Berger | October 16, 1996
Tonight's debate should be better. Dole promises to quit the high road.The Dow endorsed Clinton.Gubner Glen will consider a tax cut if people will consider liking him better.CSX will acquire Conrail and everything that rolls.And next year the Os are going to beat the Yankees at least once at Camden Yards.Pub Date: 10/16/96
NEWS
By DAN BERGER | June 9, 1995
The U.S. Marines went in and got that man out of there, and Americans would always want them to be ready and able and present to do that, which politicians would obstruct at their peril.The poor are fleeing to Baltimore County in order to leave their poverty behind but not always able to unload it.Now they tell the gubner of Arkansas it's a crime to borrow money for a fictitious business. All sorts of fictitious people have done that.
NEWS
By DAN BERGER | November 13, 1996
An army needs all its soldiers on the same side if it is going to be ready to fight anyone else.PHH (pronounced phph). Another Bawlamer company bites the dust.Gubner Glen flew from Taiwan to Korea. Fund-raising for '98?Jon Miller talks a pretty good game for a bald fat guy, but Mr. A. wants someone of lesser stature.Pub Date: 11/13/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | October 19, 1998
No government shutdown and everyone is angry about it.The way to peace in the Middle East is to keep Arafat and Netanyahu locked up at Wye Plantation.Greenspan raises an eyebrow and the Dow falls 100 points. He lowers a rate and it jumps 300.Glendening and Sauerbrey are competing over who is worse. Townsend and Bennett for gubner!Pub Date: 10/19/98
NEWS
By Dan Berger | May 1, 1998
The economic news is relentlessly, moderately, good. The Fed is in panic.No one suspected Gubner Glen of sticking to principle until the slots lobby attacked him for it.Congress has heard nothing to persuade it that its own incessant rejiggering of tax laws accounts for IRS behavior.If Monica Lewinsky reveals all about relations with the men in her life, Bill and Ken rate equal attention.Pub Date: 5/01/98
NEWS
By Dan Berger | November 1, 1996
The iceberg that John Huang is the tip of may yet sink the Titanic. Too late to help poor Dole.Puny Rwanda is biting off a chunk of giant Zaire, which is helpless because the president swallowed the GNP.A3Bethlehem Steel is closing down Bethlehem, Pa.Eileen Rehrmann looms as the stalking horse for Ellen Sauerbrey to knock over Gubner Glen.Pub Date: 11/01/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | May 1, 1998
The economic news is relentlessly, moderately, good. The Fed is in panic.No one suspected Gubner Glen of sticking to principle until the slots lobby attacked him for it.Congress has heard nothing to persuade it that its own incessant rejiggering of tax laws accounts for IRS behavior.If Monica Lewinsky reveals all about relations with the men in her life, Bill and Ken rate equal attention.Pub Date: 5/01/98
NEWS
By Dan Berger | November 20, 1996
Gubner Glen stood accused of unpopularity, so he thought up an income-tax rate cut. Ought to work.The Cold War's end has not dissuaded our Russian friends from penetrating the CIA, just made them better at it.Abandon a car and they close BWI for hours. Abandon a hub and watch what happens.The good news is that more people are taking the buses. The bad news is that fewer can afford cars.Pub Date: 11/20/96
NEWS
By DAN BERGER | November 13, 1996
An army needs all its soldiers on the same side if it is going to be ready to fight anyone else.PHH (pronounced phph). Another Bawlamer company bites the dust.Gubner Glen flew from Taiwan to Korea. Fund-raising for '98?Jon Miller talks a pretty good game for a bald fat guy, but Mr. A. wants someone of lesser stature.Pub Date: 11/13/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | November 1, 1996
The iceberg that John Huang is the tip of may yet sink the Titanic. Too late to help poor Dole.Puny Rwanda is biting off a chunk of giant Zaire, which is helpless because the president swallowed the GNP.A3Bethlehem Steel is closing down Bethlehem, Pa.Eileen Rehrmann looms as the stalking horse for Ellen Sauerbrey to knock over Gubner Glen.Pub Date: 11/01/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | October 16, 1996
Tonight's debate should be better. Dole promises to quit the high road.The Dow endorsed Clinton.Gubner Glen will consider a tax cut if people will consider liking him better.CSX will acquire Conrail and everything that rolls.And next year the Os are going to beat the Yankees at least once at Camden Yards.Pub Date: 10/16/96
NEWS
By DAN BERGER | September 27, 1996
That tunnel does not undermine the Al-Aqsa Mosque at all. It undermines the whole Middle East peace process.Gubner Glen is locking up all the campaign money in advance of '98 so that it won't matter whether anyone actually favors him then.Bill gave another term to Chairman Greenspan, who returned the favor.Cheer up. The (U.N.) General Assembly is back on the job.Pub Date: 9/27/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | December 22, 1995
The American people cannot distinguish between a government shutdown and an East Coast snow storm, the effect being the same.Gubner Glen is serious about gun control. He does not face re-election in Idaho.Daniel J. Podberesky got $32,000 from the University of Maryland for being discriminated against and his lawyers $436,000. Typical.=1 Where is global warming when we need it most?
NEWS
By DAN BERGER | September 27, 1996
That tunnel does not undermine the Al-Aqsa Mosque at all. It undermines the whole Middle East peace process.Gubner Glen is locking up all the campaign money in advance of '98 so that it won't matter whether anyone actually favors him then.Bill gave another term to Chairman Greenspan, who returned the favor.Cheer up. The (U.N.) General Assembly is back on the job.Pub Date: 9/27/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | August 2, 1996
There is nothing wrong with Baltimore City schools that cannot be made worse by dividing authority over them.The welfare bill gives states broad powers to ship out, hide or bury their poor.Cheer up. The IRS will eliminate 5,000 jobs early next year. Nobody is going to audit your return.Bet on slots. Hizzoner says they are a sure thing no matter what the Gubner says.Pub Date: 8/02/96
NEWS
By Dan Berger | July 26, 1996
Were women's gymnastics a wimp's game like boxing or football, Kerri Strug would have had a medical timeout to see what was wrong.Hillary C. wins the gold medal for brass. Bob D. wins silver for long pauses.Today's GOP views the moderately affluent, moderately conservative, middle-aged, traditionally Republican, suburban matron as an enigma if not enemy.Slow down. The Gubner's new highway builder from Pa. will make Md.'s roads more like the ones up there.Pub Date: 7/26/96
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