Eisenberg

Joan Osborne Singer Joan Osborne, best known for her 1996 hit "One of Us," performs tomorrow at Rams Head Tavern, 33 West St. in Annapolis. Osborne will sing two sets - one at 7 p.m. and another at 10 p.m. Tickets are $35 and availability is limited. Call 410-268-4545 or visit ramsheadtavern.com. [ANNA EISENBERG]

On March 11, 2006 I. DAVID EISENBERG, beloved husband of Sylvia F. Eisenberg (nee Fleischer) loving father of Jeff (Debbie) Lipsitz, Joseph (Toby) Lipsitz, Seth (Regina) Eisenberg and Jon Eisenberg, devoted brother of Alan Eisenberg, loving grandfather of Zachary, Jessica and Joshua Lipsitz, Alexander and Chanie Eisenberg. Services at SOL LEVINSON & BROS INC., 8900 Reisterstown Rd, at Mt. Wilson Lane, on Monday March 13 at 2 P.M. Interment Beth Tfiloh Congregation Cemetery, 5800 Windsor Mill Rd. Please omit flowers.

Gael Miller is fairly sure $2 million will bankroll "a modest, not movie star" existence. Steve O'Donnell wavers between his "realistic" $1 million and his "fantasy" $4 million. Then there's Francis McAndrews, who says a cool $2.5 million should do it. The digits differ, but the dreams are the same: to accumulate a pot of dough large enough to live on comfortably after retirement. It used to be called your "life's savings." Then it became your "nest egg." These days, it's simply known as The Number, or what Lee Eisenberg describes in his recently released and buzzed-about book of that title: How much money do you have to save before you can safely retire?

Charming Hostess sounds like somebody who might be catering a tea at the Roland Park Woman's Club. But, no, it's a singing group, three women, engaged in what they call "eerie harmony, hot rhythm and radical smarts." They say their genre is "best described as nerdy, sexy, commie, girlie." Charming Hostess appears tonight at Red Emma's, "Baltimore's only combined radical bookstore and fair-trade coffee house," a workers collective that one might say is the polar opposite of a high society tea party.

A city jury awarded $15 million yesterday to a man who said he was sexually abused as a youngster by a Baltimore lawyer who was a friend of the family. Michael E. Wenzel, 22, sued John A. Brooke in Circuit Court, claiming that Brooke forced him to perform sex acts from the time he was 11 until he was 16. Wenzel had sought $6 million in damages. But after six days of testimony before Circuit Judge John N. Prevas and three hours of deliberations, the jury awarded him slightly more than $15 million - $14 million in punitive damages, $1 million for pain and suffering, and $50,000 for future counseling and therapy.

The majority of fans are not out of control In response to the column by John Eisenberg regarding fan behavior at sporting events ["With doors open to louts, denying them seats not easy," Wednesday], I must say I am tired of the fan base as a whole being looked at as if it were out of control. Mr. Eisenberg states that fans are able to hide behind the belief that "buying a ticket enables you to do or say whatever you want." Well, as an American citizen, it is the Constitution that gives me the right to say whatever I want - not buying a ticket to a game.

Harry Eisenberg, a former Johns Hopkins research technician who founded the Willen Drug Co. to produce pharmaceuticals developed in hospital work, died of a neurological infection July 8 at Greater Baltimore Medical Center. The Northwest Baltimore resident was 96. Mr. Eisenberg was born and raised in an East Baltimore rowhouse, the son of Lithuanian immigrants. After graduating from City College in 1926, he worked briefly as a drugstore soda jerk before going to work the next year in the metabolic laboratory at Johns Hopkins Hospital, where he first studied under Dr. George Thorne and later the noted Dr. John Eager Howard.

On July 8, 2004, HARRY EISENBERG, beloved husband of the late Jean Eisenberg (nee Moses); beloved father of Beverly Willen and Melvin Eisenberg; beloved father-in-law of Philip Willen and Adele Eisenberg; beloved brother of Louis Eisenberg and the late Rae Mazaroff, Jean C. Lipman and Maurice Eisenberg; beloved son of the late Julius and Anna Eisenberg; loving grandfather of Barry and Sheryl Willen, Susan and Henry Rosenberg, Lyle Eisenberg and Jessica Eisenberg....

The college student from Maryland who tried to draw attention to flaws in airport security by smuggling box cutters, strike-anywhere matches, bleach and other banned items onto Southwest Airlines planes last year was sentenced yesterday in U.S. District Court in Baltimore to two years of supervised probation. Nathaniel T. Heatwole, 21, apologized again to the Transportation Security Administration and the FBI, the agencies that investigated his case, but repeated that his intent was to help authorities improve air travel safety.

On Thursday, March 4, 2004, ROSA KAHN (nee Schwarz), loving wife of the late Morris Kahn, beloved mother of Susan and Joseph Eisenberg and Raphael and Dale Kahn. Devoted sister of the late Siegfried Schwarz, beloved sister-in-law of Erna Schwarz. Loving grandmother of Davida Eisenberg, Howard and Lynne Kahn, Allyson and Jason Gordon, loving great-grandmother of Max and Emily Kahn. Beloved aunt of Judi and Bernard Cataldo Services at SOL LEVINSON & BROS INC., 8900 Reisterstown Rd., at Mt. Wilson Lane on Friday, March 5 at 11 A.M. Interment Chevra Ahavas Chesed Cemetery, Randallstown.