November 11, 2008
Ball State@Miami-Ohio 7 p.m. [ESPN2] What do we know about Ball State? The Cardinals - did you know that? - are ranked 14th. The school is located in Muncie, Ind. Sure, we know David Letterman is an alumnus, but how about these other illustrious former students: Joyce DeWitt of Three's Company; Garfield creator Jim Davis; Oprah's squeeze, Stedman Graham; and former Oriole Merv Rettenmund. Consider yourself enlightened.
November 5, 2005
"A man ran onto the field Sunday and took the football from Brett Favre. Sort of what men called defensive backs have been doing to Favre all year." Greg Cote Miami Herald columnist "Even though Elvis has been dead for 30 years, Forbes reports he earned $45 million last year. That's nothing. The Cubs have been dead for 60 years, and they're said to still be worth nearly a billion dollars." Mike Bianchi Orlando Sentinel columnist "The U.S. has been hit [by hurricanes] eight times. The good news is that next week is a bye week."
April 16, 2002
Who's hot Pitcher Glendon Rusch has four RBIs in eight at-bats this season, fourth most on the Brewers. Who's not The Yankees have 14 errors in as many games, worst in the American League. Line of the day Sammy Sosa, Cubs RF AB R H RBI BB 2 2 2 2 3 He said it "I don't care what Jay Leno has to say. I don't even watch him, because David Letterman is better." Wendell Magee, outfielder for the winless Tigers, butts of Tonight Show jokes On deck Randy Johnson of the Diamondbacks attempts to improve to 4-0 today when he faces the Cardinals.
January 18, 1993
Harold Baines is the biggest Os acquisition since Glenn Davis.Haitians must understand that when Bill said he would let them into the country he did not mean, of course, that he would let them into the country.It turns out that some of our smart bombs don't read Arabic.The British Parliament will enact laws to prevent the scurrilous press from snooping on politicians the same as royals.From all the hoopla, you would think it was David Letterman who got elected, not Bill Clinton.
October 3, 1994
News of the dayThere were no labor negotiations. No talks are scheduled.Games lostThere were 669 games lost.Money lostOwners lost estimated revenue of $580 million. Players lost estimated salary of $230 million. New York Mets third baseman Bobby Bonilla, who has the highest salary this season at $5.7 million, lost $1,619,672. Each player at the major-league minimum of $109,000 lost $30,973.Quote"We won't be hearing the crack of the bat again until next April. Or in the Mets' case, maybe June or July."
June 6, 1991
Exclusive guest host Jay Leno will take over as host of "The Tonight Show" following Johnny Carson's final appearance on May 22, 1992, announced NBC Entertainment President Warren Littlefield.Leno joins Carson, Steve Allen and Jack Paar in an elite circle o hosts of the most highly acclaimed late-night show in television history. Carson announced the date of his last show last month.When Leno takes over as host next spring, the show returns to NBC Productions, by which it was previously produced until Carson Productions assumed responsibility in September 1980.
December 13, 1996
For those strong of stomach, one of the most powerful dramas of the current TV season repeats tonight."Boy Meets World" (8: 30 p.m.-9 p.m., WMAR, Channel 2) -- This is worth watching, if only to see Buddy Hackett and Soupy Sales as a pair of mobsters. Guess they'd strike fear into anyone's heart, huh? ABC."Everybody Loves Raymond" (8: 30 p.m.-9 p.m., WJZ, Channel 13) -- Raymond and his brother duke it out over who should captain their basketball team. CBS."Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" (9 p.m.-9: 30 p.m., WMAR, Channel 2)
March 23, 2007
CALVERT DEFOREST, 85 Letterman sidekick Calvert DeForest, the white-haired, bespectacled nebbish who gained cult status as the oddball Larry "Bud" Melman on David Letterman's late night television shows, died Monday in New York, Mr. Letterman's Late Show announced Wednesday. He made dozens of appearances on Mr. Letterman's shows from 1982 through 2002, handling a variety of twisted duties: dueting with Sonny Bono on "I Got You, Babe," doing a Mary Tyler Moore impression during a visit to Minneapolis and handing out hot towels to arrivals at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.
September 9, 1993
NEW YORK -- Vice President Al Gore proved himself master of the one-liner last night when he made an appearance on the "Late Show With David Letterman" and joked about how stiff he is."I'm so stiff, when I went to the forest I was cut down by a logger," Gore deadpanned.The vice president was in town to "do" the Letterman and Phil Donahue shows in a public relations assault aimed at getting the public interested in the administration's plans to reform the bureaucracy.Gore even offered a Top 10 List of "Good Things About Being Vice President."
April 14, 1992
"As right wing Dallas billionaires go, H. Ross Perot is the very best we have." So says Fort Worth Star Telegram columnist Molly Ivins. She says she once mistakenly wrote that he makes a million dollars a year. In fact he makes a million dollars a day, and he called her with the correction -- collect.* * *EARLY TO BED, early to rise makes you healthy, wealthy and wise -- but you miss David Letterman's Top Ten feature. Here is a recent one:Top ten other shocking revelations about Bill Clinton:10.