FEATURES
By DAVE BARRY | February 6, 1994
People often say to me: "Dave, as a professional columnist, you have a job that requires you to process large quantities of information on a timely basis. Why don't you get a real haircut?"What these people are really asking, of course, is: How am I able to produce columns with such a high degree of accuracy, day in and day out, 54 weeks per year?The answer is: I use a computer. This enables me to be highly efficient. Suppose, for example, that I need to fill up column space by writing booger booger booger booger booger.
BUSINESS
By Peter H. Lewis and Peter H. Lewis,New York Times News Service | April 1, 1991
Executives who use laptop computers and the Windows graphical operating system often have a problem. One can operate Windows software using typed keyboard commands, but Windows really requires a mouse.Mice, in turn, require room to roam, and the person sitting in the next seat on the plane or train might not understand why your hand keeps sliding over onto his or her thigh.The Microsoft Corp., which created Windows, has now developed a less peripatetic mouse for the traveling executive. The Ballpoint Mouse is a palm-size trackball that attaches to the side of most laptop or notebook computers.
ENTERTAINMENT
By James Coates and James Coates,CHICAGO TRIBUNE | November 6, 2000
I bought a computer from Gateway and am delighted with it, but I've realize that although I specified what size of hard drive, how much memory and what sort of Pentium chip it would have, I really don't have a way to check and make sure they shipped what I ordered. How do I know I have the specifications I agreed to buy? Actually, you've asked three great questions: 1. To make sure your hard drive is the size you paid for, click on the My Computer icon and move your mouse cursor arrow over the icon for the C: drive and right-click.
ENTERTAINMENT
By Jim Coates and Jim Coates,Chicago Tribune | April 26, 1999
My friends complain of the long headers on the e-mail that I forward. Is there a simple, easy method of eliminating them?When you see something in e-mail that you want to pass on, use the mouse (or shift + cursor key combination) to paint the text you want to forward. Tap Control+C to copy and call up your e-mail software's new message module. With the cursor in the text area, press Control+V to paste the selected words. Add an address, a subject line and an explanation on top, then send.
ENTERTAINMENT
By James Coates and James Coates,Chicago Tribune | March 4, 2004
When I purchased the Dell laptop, an Inspiron, I wanted that model because it had a nice full screen. However, when I go to my home page or play solitaire, the text and images are minuscule. I've tried to enlarge them, but I just get the background enlarged, not the items. The cards remain about a quarter-inch big, as opposed to my old workhorse desktop where the images fill the screen. Do you know how to enlarge these programs? Until I was 50 years old, I thought "presbyopic" meant a Protestant minister, and now that I am as nearsighted (presbyopic)
ENTERTAINMENT
By James Coates and James Coates,SPECIAL TO THE SUN | January 23, 2003
My Hewlett Packard DeskJet 2000C stopped printing, giving this error message: "Your black ink cartridge has expired." I installed a spare ink cartridge, but got the same message and could not print. HP software apparently reads a date code on cartridges and blocks their use after a set length of time. HP support said I could not bypass this. The best way to defeat such a software scheme that uses a computer's internal clock to enforce software copy protection or check expiration dates is to set the computer to a past year when the days of the week for every month fall on the same dates as this year.