Cameron Diaz

Although it seemed endless, the 70th annual Academy Awards did conclude early yesterday morning.By yesterday afternoon, people were still savoring memories of the interpretive dancing, Fay Wray's sad cameo and fashion writers who actually thought the Oscar stars haven't looked that elegant and sexy in years. Were we watching the same show?Here are a few reviews from the real fashion experts -- the millions of slugs who watched the Oscars in jeans and T-shirts:Helen Hunt, Best Actress:What other fashion critics said: "Perfectly groomed with a smooth up 'do and a pale blue Gucci strapless gown, Hunt was radiant," said the Los Angeles Daily News.

To begin with, I have no idea what the title means, either.But on the whole, "Feeling Minnesota" is a case of things to do in St. Paul when you're dead. It's like an imitation of Quentin Tarantino's lesser imitators, a quirky examination of small-time losers with too many guns and not enough IQ points.It seems like a kind of loopy retelling of the Cain and Abel story, two loopy brothers who love and hate each other so much they can't deny that murder's in the air, and when a beautiful woman comes between them, it gets really thick.

"She's the One" isn't so much an advancement as it is a lateral move in Ed Burns' career.He already made this movie, or one pretty much like it, in "The Brothers McMullen," and though the budget is higher and the cast more professional and the lighting much better, it doesn't feel much like growth.The movie's another study of the intimate lives of an exceedingly comely, masculine Irish family, aristocrats of the blue-collar world in which they move. This is a little annoying: The two Fitzpatrick boys are so good-looking (Burns himself and Mike McGlone, who also appeared in "The Brothers McMullen")