'True Blood' recap, 'At Last'

July 08, 2013|By Marisa Siegel

This week's "True Blood" gave us a major reveal, gratuitous nudity and even a vampire turning. But for all the "action" that went down last night, I'm left feeling lukewarm.

Gone are the days when I gasped at least once per episode. Instead, I find myself wondering whether the writers have completely checked out on the Bon Temps universe or are just floundering to find new storylines for its residents.

Meet Barlow

This week we -- along with Sookie, Jason and FFG (for those just tuning in, that's F---ing Faerie Grandfather) -- learn that Ben is Warlow.

The episode opens with Sookie and Ben dragging an unconscious Jason to the couch. Sookie leaves the room to call 911, and Ben takes the opportunity to bare the fangs we didn't know he had, bite his arm and let his vampire blood drip into Jason's mouth.

FFG, not yet aware of any of this, is pissed that Ben stayed behind to help Sookie tend to Jason rather than chasing vampires with him. He reminds Ben that their mission is to protect Sookie, not her hapless human brother. Ben apologizes to Grandpa Niall and leaves to get a hotel room, but not before exchanging a meaningful gaze with Sookie.

Jason, unknowingly riding his vampire blood high, shows Sookie how much better he feels by doing shirtless pull-ups on a doorframe. Sookie isn't suspicious of Jason's behavior -- until she finds a drop of blood on the floor by the couch and suddenly understands everything.

Am I the only one who doesn't buy how quickly she figures out that Ben is Warlow and fed Jason vampire blood?

Sookie goes over to Ben's hotel and invites him to dinner under the guise of thanking him for helping save Jason. Afterward, she shops for groceries as she leaves Jason a voicemail telling him to skedaddle so she and her dinner date can have the house to themselves.

Jason can't answer his phone because he's sleeping. Remember how after you drink a vampire's blood, you sometimes fantasize about that vampire? Jason finds himself dreaming that he's shaving Ben ("Do it like you do it to yourself," Ben tells Jason). He wakes up pretty freaked, and as one does in such a situation, turns to his grandfather for advice. But before sharing his Ben fantasies with his grandpa, Jason confirms that he's "a straight type of faerie." Oh, Jason.

FFG searches through Jason's memories and the two realize (as implausibly quickly as Sookie did) that Ben must be Warlow. FFG has never heard of a faerie being turned, but clearly that's the only explanation. The two men sneak into Barlow's hotel room as Barlow is taking a shower. Except the shower curtain is pulled back to reveal ... nothing. Barlow is fast, and a little nudity doesn't stop him from taking control of the situation. He shocks FFG with faerie light, knocking him to the ground, and glamours Jason.

And then we're yet again on the bridge where Sookie's parents were killed. Barlow pulls FFG out of the trunk of a car, gives him some blood to stir him awake, and then throws him to the ground and proceeds to explain that yep, he's Warlow. He was turned thousands of years ago, and the light and dark within him have been fighting each other ever since. Barlow spared FFG's life back when he killed his parents because the faerie good in him wouldn't let him kill a child, and he'll spare him again now -- by sending FFG through the portal to wherever Barlow emerged from in the premiere.

Meanwhile, Sookie puts on her prettiest lace dress and prepares some silver-laced-fried-chicken. Barlow arrives with flowers and wine -- all the trappings of a lovely evening, but somehow I doubt this date will end well.

They sit down to eat (Barlow is somehow unaffected by the silver in his supper) and Sookie flat-out asks what it is about her that "Ben" wants. Barlow tells her that everyone wants to be understood, and that he knew from the moment Sookie found him by the side of the road that she understood him.

Sookie appears to be convinced, and as "At Last" plays on the record player, she and Barlow move to the couch where things start to get hot and heavy ... but then Sookie activates her magic ball of light, and tells him to get off of her unless he's fixing to die. And she calls him Warlow.

A new vampire is born

After tracing Eric's cell phone, Governor Burrell and his agents storm Ginger's house. Daddy wants his daughter back, and orders the agents to light Bon Temps up "like a Christmas tree" until Willa is returned.

Pam and Eric find Tara emerging from the sewer sans Willa. Tara doesn't want to tell them where Willa is, but as usual Eric (violently) gets his way. Pam sort of but not really scolds Eric for putting his hands on Tara, and then Eric leaves to fetch Willa.

Pam and Tara have a fight about Willa and Tara stomps off, leaving Pam all by her lonesome when the governor's men show up and shoot her down. She'll be carted off to the vampire camp. Is Bill's prophecy that they'll all be trapped and burned already beginning to come true?

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