A gold-medal-winning Olympic swimmer is going to be appearing this weekend at the Maryland State Fair.
No, sigh, it's not Michael Phelps.
It's Matt Grevers, who's no slouch when it comes to prowess in the pool. And hey, let's face it, Phelps would be mobbed. With Grevers, you've got an excellent chance at face-time with a certified champion -- he won two golds in London, in the 100-meter backstroke and the 400-meter medley relay.