'True Blood' recap: Season 5, Episode 10, 'Gone, Gone, Gone'

FANGTASIA BLOOD: What a weird end to the new sheriff presiding over Fangtasia (aka: Eric's replacement). That said, I was never a fan. First of all, his name is Elijah, which is wussy. Secondly, he looks straight from "The Lost Boys." Third, he's rude to Pam and Tara and tells them that they need to procreate (aka: make new baby vampires) or he'll seize their assets (Fangtasia).

Pam appears to give up hope, but Tara's not having it. Using barmaid Ginger as bait, she calls Elijah, telling him that she thinks she killed Ginger and, in a sly "Gone With the Wind" reference, says "I don't know nuthin' about birthin' no vampire babies."

Then Ginger stabs him in the chest and Tara beheads him, leading to a hysterical Ginger (screaming for the 123rd time in the series) and Pam saying, "You have got to be kidding me."

"No one f---s with us in my house," Tara says.

Love the Pam-Tara duo.

FINALLY: Lovesick-for-Sookie coroner Mike finally got some time with his crush -- he just happened to be a turned vampire who wanted to eat her.

Sookie stakes him in the spine and later Andy helps her clean up -- and tells her that Mike used to keep his porn on the same computer as his autopsy photos.

Guess he got what he deserved.