August 14, 2011|By Jordan Bartel, b
Jessica's invitation into the house is rescinded (vampires--quite literally thrown out of the house during break ups), and she gets the same reception at Jason's house, after he doesn't quite give her the reception she expected. "What the f---? He's my best friend," Jason says.
Guess Jessica's going back to Bill!
GHOST STORY: After much teasing, we finally get the backstory about that lady ghost that baby Mikey -- and now Lafayette sees. And it's as weird as you'd expect, some tale of this woman who's baby daddy murdered her baby because she was black, he was married, and it's 1920 or something. Apparently, that doll Mikey has was a gift the lady had intended for her child.
And now she thinks Mikey is her child. Well now Lafayette thinks the baby is his, since the lady ghost has entered his body. And he picks up Mikey in the Bellefleur house and takes Andy's gun. Fun fact: It's hard to tell the real Lafayette apart from the Lafayette possessed by a lady ghost.
PROOF THE WRITERS DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHTOMMY MICKENS: Having him shape-shift into Maxine Fortenberry, badly negotiate that natural-gas-on-her-property deal and order Arlene to give him/her Sam's "secret succotash stash."
BABY DADDY DRAMA: After Luna is reunited with Sam (that whole your-brother-shape-shifted-into-you-and-had-sex-with-me thing? Forgiven!), we learn that Marcus, Alcide and Debbie's new pack leader is Luna's baby daddy. And not too happy about Sam being in his life. "You just pissed on the wrong boots," he says. I guess werewolf pack leaders say that.
MOST APT DESCRIPTION OF SOOKIE: "Sookie comes with vampires. That's just part of her baggage." -- Debbie Pelt.
FUNNIEST PART OF THE NIGHT: The Andy-Jason hilarious banter returns! When Andy inspects the dead Beulah Carter, gets down on his hand and knees and starts to fiend for V, Jason interrupts. "You would eat a pile of dead Beulah Cater vampire off the ground?"
"I'm only good on the V, dude," Andy responds.
BEST PRONOUNCIATION: Bill calls "sorcery," "source-ray."
Grade: A-
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