On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
• Eww, Wu: Congressman Wu resigns after alleged forced sexual encounter with young woman. (Fox News)
• [Insert joke about Wu's pathetic nature here.] Wu dressed up as Tigger. (Indecision Forever)
• It takes Chootzpah to say something like this: Meet President O'Bachmann. (Crooks & Liars)
• Will they also apologize for naming the operation after a terrible movie? ATF official apologizes for "Fast and Furious" botched operation. (AP)