On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
• Classy: Ron Paul on Bachmann's migraines: 'I have a lot of empathy and sympathy.' (ABC)
• Not-so classy: Pawlenty attacks Bachmann over migraines. (ABC)