On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
• Republicans don't like racial humor? Obama impersonator gets cut-off at Republican convention. (Reuters)
• More damage from the non-war war: NATO kills more civilians in Libya. (Reuters)
• Shoring up the red vote: Russian president wants Obama reelected. (AFP)
• And it wasn't even a Ke$ha concert: Bachmann gets glittered. (Fox News)
• Craaaaazy: Rabbis condemn dog to death. (Gawker)