On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
National
• Romey, Palin, Paul lead GOP poll. (Gallup)
• Palin to drive coast-to-coast on tour bus. (Washington Post)
• $500 million program will help kids "sit still" in kindergarten. (CNS News)
• Patriot Act to be renewed by machine's signature. (Politico)
• Senate votes down Obama's budget 0-97. (Politico)
• Bachmann likely to announce in Iowa. (Politico)
• Pawlenty confuses Iraq and Iran. (Mediaite)
• Obama has been scandal-free for 28 months. (The Atlantic)
Quotes of the Day
• "The only meat I'm eating is from animals I've killed myself," Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg
• “I worship the ground the Paul Ryan walks on,” Dick Cheney.
