SNL's bin Laden: 'Do not bury me at sea'

May 08, 2011|By Luke Broadwater

Less than one week after his death, terrorist leader Osama bin Laden's demise is now fodder for the nation's best-known comedy show. 

Last night, Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen revealed bin Laden's will, and, unfortunately for the former Al-Qaeda leader, his instructions weren't exactly followed by U.S. troops. 

Bin Laden revealed he has a "deathly fear of being eaten by fish."

"Do not bury me at sea," the terrorist said in the video.

Oops.

He also thanked Pakistani intelligence ("They are solid, reliable people") and his wife, Fatima (whom he called his "devoted human shield").

He also revealed a weird obsession with Dakota Fanning and that his finances were not as robust as has been widely reported.

Bin Laden's net worth? $708.61.

"Obviously, this is not as much as I would have hoped for," SNL's bin Laden said.

Bin Laden closed the video of his will the following statement:  

"Try as they might the Americans will never catch me," he said. 

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