Throughout his (fake?) campaign for president, Donald Trump has made statements implying that President Barack Obama's childhood is part of some sort of mysterious conspiracy.
"He grew up and nobody knew him," Trump told ABC News. "Nobody knows who he is until later in his life. It's very strange. The whole thing is very strange."
Now, it turns out Trump was right. Obama, in his youth, was a ... pirate.
Seriously, the above photo is one of several family photos accompanying an awesome profile of Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, in this Sunday's New York Times Magazine.
Hopefully, Trump can take some time out of his busy schedule of never-ending "exclusive" interviews with every media company imaginable to read the article. It might answer some of his questions about Obama's "strange" background.