On weekday mornings, I'll post the most controversial, shocking and (of course) ridiculous stories for your reading pleasure. That way, when you walk into work, you'll be the master of witty conversation.
National
• This took 45 minutes to announce? Obama plans to cut $4 trillion from deficit over 12 years. (Political Wire)
• Can you blame him? Did Joe Biden sleep through the president's speech? (ABC News)


