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If They'll Stay Out Of My World, I'll Stay Out Of Theirs

Janet's World

September 06, 2009|By Janet Gilbert , Special to The Baltimore Sun

Then it was time to fight the waves in a ragged line for 40 minutes, looking down at exotic coral formations and disturbing entire fish families that were just minding their own business. My youngest son reported that he saw a flounder, a sting ray and a skate. I saw a lot of the horizon because I was surfacing frequently to gulp fresh air in a vain effort to quiet my stomach.

As a result, I noticed at one point that I had become seriously separated from the group. I put on my snorkel and started to swim vigorously. And that's when I saw underwater, between the far-off boat and me, Mr. Extremely Large Barracuda.

He had a menacing coldness in his eye, at least the one assessing me. He didn't appear to be swimming so much as suspended motionless in my path, like a huge metallic parking garage gate with teeth. His body language told me to swim the long way around. I did.

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On the turbulent ride back to the resort, I sat in the back of the boat, where the fumes added to my discomfort, forcing me to become violently ill directly into the foyers, family rooms and bedrooms of multiple fish communities. I hope they will accept my apology. It is not likely that I will be invited back.

That's OK. I am not yet ready to swim with the fishes.

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