"She's bright," he said. To butter her up even more, he thrust a polished black leather wingtip shoe from under his black gown.
"See, I'm wearing the same shoes I wore to your graduation," he told her. Waters graduated in 1991.
Stansbury said he doesn't believe anyone has been selected to replace him. But he has an idea of how to improve next year's ceremony, which he told his niece "took 35 years to figure out." The full professors should parade down the steps after the other faculty, so they get better seats.
