Nobody asked me, but ...
That's a smart recommendation for the Senator Theatre - have the city foreclose, pay off the debt, then find new management to run it as both a first-run cinema and entertainment complex. The ownership of the Charles Theatre could rotate films through the place. A small theater could be added. They could have "college porn night" now and then. There are all kinds of possibilities.
This will make a great pitch - a real convincer - for the University of Maryland admissions office as it sets out to recruit leading students from all over the world: Come to College Park, we show hard-core porn here!
The Orioles' potential for failure has been greatly exaggerated. Something magic is going to happen. This isn't based on serious analysis. It's just a feeling, based on Nick Markakis having hair this year.
The Orioles have new starting pitchers. The only one I'm going to miss is Daniel Cabrera - and what I'll miss most is listening to Jim Palmer describe his many flaws during telecasts.
Even lifelong Baltimoreans suffer from Harford Road-Belair Road Confusion. HRBRC is a common malady. You believe something - a store, bakery, barroom, driving academy - is on one, and it turns out to be on the other. It happens a lot. It happens to the best of us. It's a Baltimore thing.
Dolly Parton on 60 Minutes the other night looked like Liberace meets Joan Rivers.
And it appeared that John Waters lent Dolly his mustache for the interview with Morley Safer.
And that was nice of John.
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I think it's great that spring is finally here - sorta. But I'm not ready to start mowing the lawn; I just took down the Christmas lights.
I have discovered a great snack - Manischewitz "EVERYTHING!" matzo, with poppy seeds, kosher salt, garlic and onion.
Rep. Elijah Cummings' exchange with former AIG chief Hank Greenberg is one for the ages - or, at least, the next Michael Moore film. Cummings: "Do you accept any responsibility at all for the events leading up to [the largest U.S. corporate failure in history]?" Greenberg: "No, I don't. Nothing to do with me whatever." Arrogance is bliss.
Nobody asked me but ...
The best use of Twitter is as a personalized headline service. If you "follow" anything on it, you should follow news sources - The Baltimore Sun, The New York Times, NPR, Al-Jazeera English, etc.