Michael Phelps got the munchies even before he got his hands on the bong. The State, a newspaper in South Carolina, reports that Phelps began that infamous November night at a local restaurant: Village Idiot Pizza & Pub. ... Phelps fans found a gr-r-reat way to show their displeasure with Kellogg's for dumping its tarnished pitchman. They set up four port-o-pots, poured a box of cereal in each, and invited people to "dump Kellogg's." Radio station 98 Rock organized the protest the other day. "Free coffee, muffins (including bran muffins, of course) & reading material will be provided," the news release said. ... Daniel "The Wig Man" Vovak, the nut in the wig who ran for U.S. Senate in Maryland, tells me he's doing more casting for The Blue Dress, the movie he's making about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. All day Monday, Presidents Day, actors can audition for the part of Clinton and others at the American Film Institute in Silver Spring. On Wednesday night, movie investors will be treated to a party: The Blue Ball. Hey, there's a bathroom off the Oval Office for that. ... Colleen Haines and Richard Roberts attended the same Weight Watchers meetings in Harford County. At some point, the two single, 60-something county employees started eyeing more than the scale. Haines lost 18 pounds, Roberts lost 48, and they both gained a mate. They're engaged and just in time for Valentine's, and Weight Watchers issued a press release celebrating the double-success story.
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