8:30 p.m. [ESPN]
Terrell Owens, Donovan McNabb, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson - how could you not watch? Unless, that is, you feel compelled to see the Carole King special (8 p.m., PBS) because of a wave of nostalgia you feel remembering the time in high school you made out with a girl on a couch as Tapestry played in the background. But that's you we're talking about. Certainly not about me. Because I don't even remember her name (Kim) or what color her hair was (brown).
