The City Council of Baltimore might not be ready to ban single-use plastic shopping bags, but I am. I'm done. I don't know when this happened exactly, but I reached some sort of tipping point with plastic bags a few weeks ago. Now I can't stand them. Some people don't want to see Kyle Boller as the Ravens' quarterback anymore. I don't want to see plastic bags.
Of course, going cold turkey requires asking for paper at the supermarket - not a great option - or toting reusable bags into the store with you. A lot of people, especially males, struggle with this. It's a self-conscious guy thing - being oh-so-blatantly Earth-friendly, bringing your own bags, carrying them across the parking lot in plain sight of manly men eating salads in pickup trucks. But it's got to be.
The only other option I like is the one discovered at the Price Rite store on Queen Street in York, Pa. They sell heavy-duty, reusable plastic bags at the checkout for 10 cents each. They are meant to last, too large for lunch and too good for poop patrol. If more stores around here sold those - and if more guys would walk proudly into supermarkets with lovely cotton bags - we wouldn't need no stinking government ban.
