Mr. Flip's Tube Tips

Cycling

Tour de France 8:30 a.m. [Versus]

If you watch them riding their bikes, does that count as exercise? Maybe if you eat an energy bar during the coverage? (And don't worry, Mr. Flip does not own a pair of bike shorts.)

Sports talk

Around the Horn 5 p.m. [ESPN]

If they were really firing the ball to one another as in true around the horn, Mr. Flip is guessing that somebody might throw one at Jay Mariotti's head.

Sports talk

Pardon the Interruption 5:30 p.m. [ESPN]

Ever notice how neither one of these guys ever actually says "pardon" when he interrupts the other? Mr. Flip is just sayin'.

Reality TV

The Bachelorette 8 p.m. [chs. 2, 7]

This is apparently the finale, and Mr. Flip hears Joe Buck will be watching.