Suddenly, it's hard out there to be a Hon.
Honfest, this weekend's kitschy celebration of beehive hairdos, cat's-eye glasses and pearls, may be the city's biggest neighborhood festival.
But as Honfest grows, so does the backlash against it. Some Hampden dwellers, local fashionistas and even John Waters - who helped perpetuate the image of the Hon as a Baltimore icon - are fed up with the 50,000-strong festival that began as a simple beauty pageant.
Waters frowns on all the Hon hype. He said he won't use the word or the image in any of his scripts these days, and he doesn't think the city should get behind it either.
"To me, it's used up," Waters said of the Hon. "It's condescending now. The people that celebrate it are not from it. I feel that in some weird way they're looking slightly down on it. I only celebrate something I can look up to."
Of course, the number of anti-Hons is eclipsed by local shop owners who appreciate the two-day boost in business and the thousands of tourists who come from in and out of town for the festival.
But there are enough dissenters to stir up fiery verbal protests and boycotts of Honfest, which they see as pointless, patronizing and gimmicky.
Bill Brewer, a 65-year-old who has lived in Remington and Hampden all his life, plans to leave town before all the revelers arrive.
He's so sick and tired of the silly celebration that he's almost at a loss for words.
"It's hard to articulate stupid," he said. "It means nothing. It serves no purpose."
Who knew Honfest could be so controversial? It began in front of Cafe Hon in 1994, and since then, it has grown into a hearty two-day celebration stretching up and down The Avenue.
Anything so big is bound to rub somebody the wrong way, said Denise Whiting, the owner of Cafe Hon and the festival's founder. She brushes off the detractors as poor sports.
"Not everybody likes Oprah Winfrey," she said. "Not everybody's going to like you, and I accept that."
But Whiting was surprised to hear some of the anti-Hon opinions, especially coming from Waters.
Waters inserted the image into some of his movies - most notably Hairspray in 1988. The movie was later adapted into a Tony Award-winning play and, most recently, back into a film starring John Travolta. Hairspray is undeniably a big reason why Hons are seen as a Baltimore icon, Waters said. And at one point, the Hairspray look was popular here.
