Baltimore's Health Department would like to give the region's favorite crustacean something of a power trip - influence over where people dine.
With its proposed Clean Crab award, city health officials want the image of a meticulous crab, hung perhaps at a restaurant's threshold, to alert people to Baltimore's most sanitary dining establishments.
Of course, the absence of a tidy crab decal could signal just the opposite.
"The consumer should know," says Olivia Farrow, the city's assistant commissioner for environmental health. "We just wanted to try and really empower consumers."
Though restaurateurs, diners and officials seem to appreciate the essence of the program, they're having a harder time with the icon. Not everyone regards crabs as exactly the quintessence of cleanliness.
"Crabs are nasty," says Joe Edwardsen, owner of Joe Squared Pizza and Bar on North Avenue. "Crabs are disgusting. You don't see raw crab sushi out there, do you?"
Clean Crab wouldn't be the only crab of merit that restaurants would vie for. Restaurants that win the Clean Crab could be eligible for the Informed Crab by voluntarily displaying nutritional facts about their food.
To earn an Informed Crab, chain restaurants would have to post the calories, fat grams and other details on everything they serve. Local restaurants could be crabbed by listing information about three of their popular dishes.
The Health Department, which is still working out the kinks in its plan, will accept feedback through July 1.
If all goes well, officials would like to kick off the program in 2009. Crabs could be posted in restaurant windows by January.
"Hopefully, this will encourage food operators to improve their operations and people will have a guide to what they purchase when they go out to eat," Farrow says.
The Maryland Restaurant Association's vice president, Melvin R. Thompson, who applauds almost everything about the award concept as long as it's voluntary, plans to place an order for an immediate name change.
For starters, he thinks it will be confusing. If customers walk up to the door of a cafe and see a sticker with a sanitary crab, they'll think it's a restaurant that serves crab sans filth.
Owners of kosher restaurants such as Tov Pizza cracked up when they heard about the awards, although they didn't find the idea of slapping a crab decal on their doors that funny.
