Roch around the clock


August 26, 2006|By ROCH KUBATKO

How many of you are huge Ben Zobrist fans? He started at shortstop again last night for the Devil Rays.

How many of you have heard of the Devil Rays' first baseman, Kevin Witt?

How many of you are still wondering why this team is in last place again?

How many of you feel a little better about this series knowing that Tampa Bay is 18-45 on the road?

How many of you would like to see Nick Markakis and Melvin Mora change places in the lineup?

How many of you think "Pacman" Jones needs to stay out of nightclubs, at least for a little while?

How many of you still can't get Pam Ward's voice out of your head from when she did the play-by-play on the Maryland-West Virginia game and kept screeching "Pacman" during every Terps possession? It keeps me awake most nights.

How many of you guys have told women in bars that your nickname is "Pacman," and still gone home alone? Just wondering.

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