Roch around the clock

The Kickoff

August 09, 2006|By ROCH KUBATKO

Another Cincinnati Bengal has been arrested this week.

Who had Eric Steinbach in the pool? Steinbach was cited for "boating under the influence" on the Ohio River. He reportedly failed a series of field sobriety tests.

No wonder. Have you ever tried to walk a straight line on the water? Instead of reciting the alphabet, he had to name everyone else on the team who's been in jail this year.

Al Davis must look at the Bengals and say, "I want no part of those guys."

Instead of the usual signing bonuses for their future draft picks, the Bengals are offering get-out-of-jail-free cards.

At least the stripes on the helmets go nicely with the ones on their jail uniforms.

No truth to the rumor that the Bengals are bringing in Barry Switzer as coach to instill more discipline.

When a player is released this summer, he's told to turn in his playbook - and his handgun.

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