Notable Quotable

May 02, 2006|By THE PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington."

- YAKOV SMIRNOFF, Russian-born comedian now working as a psychologist and family therapist

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