They Said It

The Kickoff

March 21, 2006

"A beaming Jerry Jones pulled the string, unleashing Saturday afternoon the biggest snake in the NFL's sack. Terrell Owens, the football reptile from hell, slithered into Valley Ranch."

Randy Galloway

Fort Worth Star- Telegram columnist

"With a pencil."

Loek Van Mil

7-foot pitcher, when asked how how a guy from the Netherlands signed a contract with the Minnesota Twins

"Stephon Marbury came in with a lot of baggage and hasn't found success in New York. But this is a collective effort. There is plenty of blame to go around."

Mark Jackson

Former NBA point guard, on the New York Knicks' woes

[ From wire and Web reports]

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