"A beaming Jerry Jones pulled the string, unleashing Saturday afternoon the biggest snake in the NFL's sack. Terrell Owens, the football reptile from hell, slithered into Valley Ranch."
Fort Worth Star- Telegram columnist
"With a pencil."
Loek Van Mil
7-foot pitcher, when asked how how a guy from the Netherlands signed a contract with the Minnesota Twins
"Stephon Marbury came in with a lot of baggage and hasn't found success in New York. But this is a collective effort. There is plenty of blame to go around."
Former NBA point guard, on the New York Knicks' woes
[ From wire and Web reports]