The Kickoff

November 26, 2005

Good morning -- Ralph Friedgen --Your boys couldn't protect the house this year. They'd better protect Sam Hollenbach today.



Is Shannon Sharpe justified in his comments about Kyle Boller?

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"I looked at myself in the mirror the other day and said to myself, `You're a dwarf.' I'm a tree stump. A fire hydrant. People [urinate] on fire hydrants, man!"

Mike Tyson

Five-foot-10 former heavyweight champion

"The highway is a little different. You can only drive on it if your tires are bald."

Alex Kaseberg

Comedy writer, after Louisiana named a stretch of highway after Terry Bradshaw

"I've seen more hair on peaches."

Jim Armstrong

Denver Post columnist, on Pau Gasol's attempt to grow a beard

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