"What type of grade do I give? I give a victory. That's it - a `V.'"
Ellis Hobbs
New England Patriots cornerback, on what type of grade he gives himself
"Jail ain't built for 6-9 guys. I'll put it like this: When I was lying on the bed, I had my feet out of the bars."
Keon Clark
Former NBA player, on his accommodations while jailed on a child support matter
"`My hat goes off to Kyle Orton,' Bears receiver Muhsin Muhammad said. Of course it did. It wasn't strapped down."
Rick Morrissey
Chicago Tribune, on the blustery conditions for Sunday's Bears game
