"What type of grade do I give? I give a victory. That's it - a `V.'"
New England Patriots cornerback, on what type of grade he gives himself
"Jail ain't built for 6-9 guys. I'll put it like this: When I was lying on the bed, I had my feet out of the bars."
Former NBA player, on his accommodations while jailed on a child support matter
"`My hat goes off to Kyle Orton,' Bears receiver Muhsin Muhammad said. Of course it did. It wasn't strapped down."
Chicago Tribune, on the blustery conditions for Sunday's Bears game