"List the worst odors you can imagine - cesspool, steel mills, Brut or that green thing that's been at the back of the fridge for six months and is starting to move on its own. None are as bad as this game. They really shouldn't play it."
Jerry Greene
Orlando Sentinel, on the Ravens-Detroit Lions game
"It's zooming out there. It's going up and down, up and down. When you don't have the puck, you're in a lot of trouble."



