Mo Rocca's tips for '80s living

August 04, 2005

"Grab your Walkman, and make sure you bring extra duct tape. You'll need it to make sure that gigantic weight hanging off your side doesn't fall and crash to the ground, and blast the Huey Lewis."

"Go for some Fruit Roll-Ups. Make sure to separate the cellophane from the equally toxic candied sheet. The cellophane's probably healthier to eat."

"Cool off. Take a dip with some Snorks at your local pool. Snork it up, seriously."

"Guys, put on your rainbow-striped Mork suspenders, and make sure the lady in your life wears shoulder pads. Or if she really wants to go for it, big metal shoulder pads, like Tina Turner in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome."

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