The liquor board will allow a downtown nightclub's patrons to stay until 4 a.m. as long as they don't have any fun.
Lake trout is neither trout nor from lakes, but you already knew that.
The Redskins are going to pay Coach Spurrier so much money, he'll have to play quarterback, too.
Since when is it news that a chief executive officer lied to employees about how well the company would do?
