Maryland looks great in autumn if it doesn't burn up...

Bergerisms

November 23, 2001|By Dan Berger

Maryland looks great in autumn if it doesn't burn up.

All the Afghan factions are going to meet in Berlin, which will make it a divided city all over again, or Bonn, which understands divided countries.

How reassuring to be told that when radar at a great airport doesn't work, it is merely a computer problem.

Parris could always run for lt. gov. on the Townsend ticket.

Save the economy. Bust the budget on Christmas presents.

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