It's Single Ladies' Night at the Desperation Bar

Hollywood paints modern unmarried women as lonely and neurotic ticking clocks, indulging in a little too much whine.

Pop Culture

April 15, 2001|By Cheryl Lu-Lien Tan | Cheryl Lu-Lien Tan,Sun Staff

In a dim and dingy London apartment, Bridget Jones is huddled on a ratty paisley couch in rattier-than-couch pajamas, swigging wine from a bottle and sniffling as she morosely sucks on cigarettes.

And just when it seems this scene in "Bridget Jones's Diary" couldn't get more depressing, Jones starts belting out the ultimate anthem of loneliness: "All by myself. Don't wanna be ... All by myself. Any more."

Ain't it great to be a single woman in the 21st century?

Apparently not, at least according to Hollywood.

It used to be that single women constantly were nagged by mothers, aunts and married friends to step up the all-important quest for a husband. Today, however, add Hollywood and pop culture to these sources of pressure.

"Bridget Jones's Diary," the movie version of Helen Fielding's wildly popular book, is just the latest offering in a growing list of media images that seem to shoot down the notion that singledom isn't a problem for the modern woman. There's television's uber-neurotic "Ally McBeal," those four eternally seeking "Sex and the City" gals and magazines like Mademoiselle, whose May issue hit newsstands with the blaring headline "Desperate for a Diamond." It's all enough to make a young, single woman want to hide her barren ring finger in shame.

I should know. I'm single.

Now, I enjoyed "Bridget Jones's Diary" and have almost every episode of "Sex and the City" on tape. Nonetheless, it bothers me that single women often come across as desperate, lonely and completely batty in pop culture. Here we are, supposedly enjoying post-feminism, a time when we're loving our careers, we don't need men to define who we are and we've unshackled ourselves from the notion of "having it all" (which seemed coined to give us guilt for not having a beau / husband / family in addition to our fabulous jobs). Yes, our lives are imperfect, but we're independent and happy, thank you very much.

So why is it that when men are single in Hollywood productions, they get to date dozens of chesty blondes -- in one scene -- or battle aliens trying to conquer the White House. But when women are single in Hollywood, they get to sit alone in their apartments and drink themselves to sleep or conquer their fears of spinsterhood by bedding half the men in New York City?

As sex columnist Carrie Bradshaw in "Sex and the City" probably would type on her little laptop at this point: "Is the life of a single woman really that bad?"

At the whine bar

Take Bridget Jones, icon of female "Singletons" all over the world. She's a neurotic, 30-something woman obsessed with snagging a man, losing weight and drinking less -- in that order. Her diary entries include such deep ponderings as, "Oh, why am I so unattractive? Even a man who wears bumblebee socks thinks I am horrible."

Or how about Ally McBeal, the scrawny lawyer who is bumbling but stellar in the courtroom, but bumbling and unsuccessful in pinning down a man. She pouts and whines about her love life and has a biological clock that ticks so loudly it gives her hallucinations of a dancing baby.

And what of the lovely ladies of "Sex and the City"? They're all gorgeous, thin and successful. But what do they do when they get together? Down lattes and Cosmopolitans while discussing such frustrating questions as: "Do women really

just want to be rescued?" (To which, Charlotte famously said, "I've been dating since I was 15; I'm exhausted! Where is he?")

One woman who has insight into why single women often come across as such desperate creatures in film and television is also one of Hollywood's most successful filmmakers -- Nora Ephron.

Ephron not only wrote the watershed relationship movie "When Harry Met Sally ..." she also had a hand in "Sleepless in Seattle" and "You've Got Mail," so she is fairly expert about portrayals of single women in box-office hits. She said the searching single women paradigm is popular in Hollywood because it's real.

"I loved the book of 'Bridget Jones's Diary,' " Ephron said. "The section in it where she leaves a desperate message on his machine and then punches almost every number from 1 to 20 into the machine in a desperate attempt to crack the code and erase the message ... I thought that section was so true and fantastic that I was wildly jealous of never having thought of it myself."

She has a point, I guess. I've certainly never tried to break the code of any man's answering machine, but like other women I know, I may have left a message (or 10) in the past giving off very slight hints of desperation.

subhed On our own terms

And perhaps these single woman stereotypes, while annoying in large doses, are in some ways better than previous Hollywood portrayals of women.

"In the '70s, you saw a lot of the superwoman who could have it all, and so if you didn't have it all, you were inadequate," said Tina Pieraccini, a State University of New York communications studies professor who has published a study titled "Women and the Media."

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