Jingle bells, jingle bells, turn that darn thing off...

Bergerisms

December 25, 2000|By DAN BERGER

Jingle bells, jingle bells, turn that darn thing off!

Pause to give a thought today to our friends, the turkeys.

The price of natural gas is unnatural.

When the lights go out in California, the world will be a dimmer place.

The cardinal rule of the day is: No returning presents til the stores reopen.

Merry Christmas.

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