The stock market will rebound when the next president is...

Bergerisms

October 30, 2000|By Dan Berger

The stock market will rebound when the next president is elected, whoever.

Save your Confederate euros. Europe will rise again.

Downtown is now so popular, they have to tear it down to build garages for the people who must drive there.

AT&T is going the way of former Yugoslavia, breakup into four puny little republics.

They found the Blair Witch. It kills by making movies.

Joe Flacco's amazing wedding photos are out on the Internet

Meteorologist Bernadette Woods says she is leaving WJZ-TV

Hernias in women can be hard to diagnose

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