S'long, Elian, y'all come back, y'heah? If the learned...

Bergerisms

June 30, 2000|By DAN BERGER

S'long, Elian, y'all come back, y'heah?

If the learned justices cannot agree about the late-term abortion, why should the rest of us?

Giving Baltimore city School Superintendent Russo a four-year contract is as optimistic as the Orioles in 1998 giving Designated Closer Timlin the same.

Should attendance become a problem, the club could always retire Cal and hire Anna Kournikova to play third base.

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