Elian may not leave the country, which is not the same...

Bergerisms

April 24, 2000|By Dan Berger

Elian may not leave the country, which is not the same as Miami.

The only thing worse than the Republican House of Representatives might be a Democratic House.

If Norris shuts drug markets and reduces murder without beating up everyone here, they might let him back in NYC.

Bill Gates could always buy the Justice Department and merge it with Microsoft, or just give it away.

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