Math Curse


March 29, 2000|By Jon Scieszka

Editor's note: What do you do when your day is filled with one problem after another? Find out how one girl breaks her Math Curse.

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I stagger out of school. I'm a math zombie now. I have to find something to break this math curse. I decide to try chocolate. My favorite candy bar is usually 50c. But guess what? Today it's on sale for 50% off: I decide to buy licorice instead. I pull out my money. I have a $5 bill, a $1 bill, a quarter and a penny. George Washington is on both the quarter and the $1 bill. Abraham Lincoln is on both the penny and the $5 bill.

So which is true:

a.) 1 Washington equals 25 Lincolns.

b.) 5 Washingtons equal 1 Lincoln.

c.) 1 Washington equals 100 Lincolns.

d.) 1 Lincoln equals 20 Washingtons.

I am now a raving math lunatic. What if this keeps up for a whole year? How many minutes of math madness would that be?

"What's your problem?" says my sister.

"365 days X 24 hours X 60 minutes," I snarl.

Then the problems really begin. I dream I'm trapped in a room with no doors and no windows. The room is covered with a lifetime of problems. I have only one piece of chalk. How do I get out? I'm about to give up and die, when the answer to my problem comes to me. Fractions. I break the chalk in half. Then I put the two halves together. One half plus one half equals one whole. I put the hole on the wall and jump out.

I'm free.

I've broken the math curse. I can solve any problem. And life is just great until science class, when Mr. Newton says, "You know, you can think of almost everything as a science experiment ..."

From MATH CURSE, written by Jon Scieszka and illustrated by Lane Smith. Text Copyright c Jon Scieszka, 1995. Illustration Copyright c Lane Smith, 1995. Published by arrangement with Viking Children's Books, a division of Penguin Putnam Inc.

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