Productivity is up, inflation is minuscule, no end of...

Bergerisms

February 14, 2000|By DAN BERGER

Productivity is up, inflation is minuscule, no end of prosperity is in sight. It just looks too good to be true. Sell.

The Afghans who ought to be granted asylum in a distant land are the ones running in place.

Q. How would you plan to get away with the perfect murders?

A. Not from a stretch limo.

Michael Jordan endorses Bill Bradley, even though he never could jump.

Happy Valentine' s Day!

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