Our murder rate is starting so high that if a police...

Bergerisms

January 24, 2000|By DAN BERGER

Our murder rate is starting so high that if a police management change actually made a difference, citizens could tell.

If Congress declared Elian Gonzalez a citizen, American law and family values would still award custody to his father.

Psst. Federal budget surpluses don't count until we pay down the national debt.

Derek Jeter earns so much playing Yankeeball, he may merge with American Online.

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