O'Malley will be the nation's most exciting new young...

Bergerisms

November 03, 1999|By Dan Berger

O'Malley will be the nation's most exciting new young mayor since Schmoke.

Let's blame air crashes on terrorism, because that only happens to someone else. If the trouble is in the plane, more passengers are at risk.

South Mountain will be preserved as a Civil War battlefield and scary witch place.

China's Communist bosses cannot beat Falun Gong, so they might just as well join it.

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