This election is making Baltimore famous. Best thing to...

Bergerisms

September 06, 1999|By Dan Berger

This election is making Baltimore famous. Best thing to happen to our national recognition since "Homicide."

If Peter buys up any more of Baltimore's downtown, they will have to rename the place Los Angelos.

Waco baptized the Clinton administration in 1993, will see it out in 2000 and will exhume it long afterward.

Cheer up. It's legal to wash your car again.

Pub Date: 9/06/99

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